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I Can’t Wait Till the Future Gets Here

Friends, I’ve done it. I’ve strapped myself into the zeitgeist machine and ROCKETED into 2003. What you’re looking at is perhaps humanity’s last hope, perhaps its fatal flaw. It is a rollercoaster you’ll pretend you’re not scared of; it is a duck-feeding old man by a tranquil pond who you’ll pretend you’re not scared of.…

Friends, I’ve done it. I’ve strapped myself into the zeitgeist machine and ROCKETED into 2003.

What you’re looking at is perhaps humanity’s last hope, perhaps its fatal flaw. It is a rollercoaster you’ll pretend you’re not scared of; it is a duck-feeding old man by a tranquil pond who you’ll pretend you’re not scared of. It is the glue that holds together the stuff of dreams and the sword pulled from the stone by a fool too weak to wield it. It is, in other words, a blog.

Like most blogs, and all my small pets, this will most likely be abandoned within a week. But on the off-chance that this little space doesn’t immediately become digital refuse, I will be using it to muse, amuse, bemuse, see Muse (please? somehow?) and so on for months – nay, YEARS – nay, months to come!

What will these posts be about?
Only my hairdresser knows for sure.

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